Investigative Reporting

Today, walking along the streets of Philadelphia, I found this:


In that moment, I had so many questions. What on earth happened? Did someone reject those roses? Was there a fight? Did these roses get smashed on the ground like they so often do on shows like The Bachelor (not that I would personally know anything about that). No, I definitely wouldn't know anything about that.

All of a sudden, some simple petals and stems turned into quite the crime scene. I'm on the case!