An Adult Senior Nutrition Education site visit today...
Facilitator: "We're talking about breakfast. Can anyone tell me what you ate for breakfast today?"
Participant (a woman, roughly 80 years old): "I ate oatmeal, fruit, and toast. And you should NEVER...."
Facilitator: "Never skip breakfast?"
Participant: "You should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER take a drink of alcohol for breakfast!"
The rest of the participants: "That's right! You said it!"