No Other ______ The Same: No Other Travel the Same

Since I'm normally a bus-dweller, it's always a treat when I take a plane ride instead. I don't expect the same types of difficulties and challenges. Yet today, I experienced a bus-like moment when I was about to board the plane.

"Boarding will be suspended momentarily....maintenance is currently on the plane," the overhead voice said. Immediately my mind jumped to the vast possibilities. Was it the engine? 

"....Maintenance is currently on the plane, fixing a tray table," the voice continued. 

Clearly fixing a tray table would warrant a delay. Maybe it's time to think about the train.