‘Twas the Sunday after Christmas
And all through the night
Felix (the cat) celebrated Festivus
And decided that things just weren’t right
His humans had left him and Oscar all weekend
With but one feeding per day
There was no constant companion to curl up with
And he didn’t even have a say!
So early Monday morn
There arose such a clatter
That Julie (who had decided to awaken at an ungodly hour to go to yoga)
Decided to see what was the matter
The rug was bunched up
The Christmas cards were scattered
Even the photo lay on the floor
Felix clearly demonstrated who mattered!
He of course was hiding in his special, very secret spot
So he only heard the shriek
“FELIX”!! “Haha”, he thought, “I’ve showed them”
This will surely be a different week!